Oh please…

PRWeb:

“This new addition to our patent portfolio is a pioneering patent and provides significant licensing opportunities for both Balthaser and our licensees,” stated Neil Balthaser, Chief Executive Officer and Chairman. “The patent covers all rich media technology implementations including Flash, Flex, Java, Ajax and XAML and all device footprints which access Rich-Media Internet Applications including desktops, mobile devices, set-top boxes and video game consoles. Balthaser will be able to provide licenses for almost any Rich-Media Internet Application across a broad range of devices and networks.”

Ripley:

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.