My monitor is on fire!
“I think my monitor is on fire!” user tells help desk pilot fish. Call the fire department, fish says immediately. “But can’t you just come look at it?” user asks. “I don’t see flames, but it went black and I smell smoke.” Hang up and call the fire department! fish tells her. So she does. “They came and took her burned popcorn out of the microwave,” sighs fish. “And her screen came back when she moved her mouse.”